white girls with that real silky smooth hair you know what im talking about
like this is my friend amy who’s about to pick me up (no i will not give you her number and if you make any creepy comments i will slice you)

does it just do that by itself? like does your hair just… do that? or is there some secret that you can let me in on
is there like 3 hours of preparation involved or does your hair just do that
forever trying to stop being jealous of the white woman’s hair but i’m too busy trying to tame my kitchen to worry about it for too long




