Bean Bags and Beer Pong are the “bro” games.
I am really good at bags (I got some friends who can prove this) and tonight was only the 2nd night ever I have played beer pong, and I was better than anyone there. What the hell? I should go join a frat and be partying all the time.
It is my calling in life… which seems really depressing.

and that is my official response.
This is your life*